In this week's episode of SkeleTales, we venture into the Cryptid Corner, where all the cool Cryptids congregate. Before delving into the stories, the ladies must first complete the vital task of determining which Cryptid they are by taking what we'll assume was a personality quiz from Seventeen Magazine. The results are truly astounding.
After sorting that out, Alissa moves on to more pressing matters, like discussing the Fresno Nightcrawlers, mysterious creatures that bear a striking resemblance to a tiny pair of marching skinny jeans. Where did they come from, and where are they going? Nobody knows.
Britt then regales Alissa with the tale of the Aboriginal Yara-ma-yha-who, a red frog-like cryptid that slurps up little children who linger too long near fig trees. If caught, the child is forced to engage in a vomit-inducing game of reincarnation. So, it's best to stay away from the fig trees if you know what's good for you.
Alissa then describes an incident in which a group of Indonesian hunters seemingly stumbles into another dimension and encounters a herd of mysterious creatures that adore direct eye contact so much that they watch you as you walk away.
And of course, no episode would be complete without a tale of a giant wife-eating Irish otter. Britt details the unfortunate fate that befalls Irish folks who happen upon Dobhar-chú, the Otter King. You will never look at an otter the same way after hearing these horrors.
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